Coming Soon: A New Kind of Educational Program
Think of it as Richard Pryor meets Bill Nye the Science Guy meets John Oliver — but funnier.
Most of modern life is governed by systems nobody ever bothered to explain to normal adults.
Not really explained.
Instead, we get:
euphemisms
press releases
cable-news theatrics
and Wikipedia pages written like hostage notes
So people end up arguing passionately about things they don’t actually understand—while the machinery keeps grinding along exactly as designed.
Explicit Explaining exists to fix that.
What This Is
This will be a recurring series focused on one simple idea:
What the fuck is this thing, actually—and how does it really work in practice?
Not how it’s supposed to work.
Not how civics class pretended it works.
Not how politicians describe it when they’re lying to your face.
How it works when the doors are closed, the forms are filed, and the incentives collide.
Examples:
What the fuck is contempt, anyway?
Why the fuck should I care what the Fed does?
Why the fuck do I never seem to make enough money, even when I get a raise?
Why the fuck does every restaurant more or less taste the same?
What actually happens when Congress “investigates” something?
What does it actually fucking mean when a law is “challenged” in court?
Why is it that neither side ever seems all that fucking interested in reform?
What the fuck is an executive order—and why doesn’t it do what people think?
What the fuck is impeachment, and why doesn’t it ever seem to work?
What the fuck is quantitative easing anyway?
Why is it that the government says “inflation is falling,” yet I’m still fucked over when I go to the grocery store?
Why should I give a shit about the debt ceiling anyway?
What the fuck does “breaking news” even mean anymore?
What the fuck does it mean when the U.S. is “at war”?
What the fuck was the point of NATO anyway? Why should I care?
How is all the shit I read and see online decided by programs I don’t fucking understand at all?
These are not philosophical questions.
They’re mechanical ones.
They actually do affect your life every day. They affect it in almost invisible ways, except to your wallet, your family’s happiness, and perhaps at best in hindsight, some 20 years after the fact.
The Problem This Solves
Most public confusion isn’t ideological. It’s procedural.
People don’t understand:
who has authority over what
which actions are symbolic vs consequential
where power actually lives
why certain things move slowly and others move instantly
So everything feels arbitrary, corrupt, or magical.
It isn’t magical.
It’s bureaucratic.
And bureaucracy has rules, choke points, escape hatches, and failure modes—whether you like it or not.
Tone and Approach
This will be:
irreverent
blunt
researched
mostly profane (Because, let’s get fuckin real, it used to be only if you were in New York you used “fuck” as a comma, now everyone’s doing it. If you want more highbrow stuff, I have plenty of that at The Long Memo.)
allergic to moral theater
fiendishly funny
The goal isn’t to mock ignorance. The goal is to destroy fake sophistication.
If something is simple, I’ll say it’s simple.
If something is complicated, I’ll explain why it’s complicated—and who benefits from that complexity.
Think about it as “How It’s Made,” with considerably more swearing, comedy, and about things that we all think we know how they work, but we have no idea how they actually work.
George Carlin used to do this all the time. I’m bringing it back.
What This Is Not
This is not:
partisan content
motivational content
conspiracy bait
“both sides are bad” mush
It’s also not academic.
No footnotes-as-performance.
No institutional throat-clearing.
No pretending that confusion equals depth.
Why Now
Because the gap between:
what people think is happening
and what is actually happening
has become politically, financially, and psychologically dangerous.
And because a shocking amount of power is exercised in places most people don’t even realize exist.
Format
Each piece will take one concept and:
Strip it down to first principles
Explain the mechanics in plain English
Call out common myths and bullshit
Clarify what actually matters—and what doesn’t
If you finish one of these and feel slightly embarrassed you didn’t know it already, good. That’s the point.
Final Note
If you already understand how all of this works, you’ll recognise it immediately.
If you don’t, you will.
The first one drops in Q1 2026.
Coming soon.